While I could never have imagined that the words “colonic” and “clinic” would ever be considered entertaining or fun, apparently quite a few adults think otherwise. In a special and very unique clinic nestled in Cornwall, England you will find a treasure trove of freaky tools and instruments used to pleasure men. Have you ever wanted to be restrained by a sexy nurse while she pumps liquid into your rectum? You know you have you little freak!

You can also make an appointment to stay the night and have the “Matron”, as she is known, make you an aromatic meal, after jamming a catheter into your flaccid penis. Talk about hospitality and making a guest feel welcome. Most of her clientele are professionals, and all of them are male, ranging in age from forty to sixty years old. The next time you see a fifty-year-old doctor in England, just assume he is having his bodily functions controlled by his dominatrix.

Don’t let the white walls and calm demeanor of this woman trick you, she is very good at inflicting pain on her customers and making them feel controlled and used. However, this is the type of treatment they are asking for. These guys must be really hard up for satisfaction in their own sex lives. What a bunch of sickoos.